Here’s a list of cat jokes and puns.
Tag Archives: humor
All that matters is how you feel inside.
“I’m tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.” — Steve Martin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin
“Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.” — Mark Twain
I’m typing this in the middle of a thunderstorm that will probably cool things down considerably from the 90-degree weather we’ve been having.
It’s five years old, but it’s still funny.
Yes, I know I’m a day early. Such was my enthusiasm (plus I’m working 10 hours tomorrow, and my computer is down at the moment. Ergo, the timing of my posts depends on public library hours.
“…the gym is a kind of wildlife preserve for bodily exertion. A preserve protects species whose habitat is vanishing elsewhere, and the gym (and home gym) accommodates the survival of bodies after the abandonment of the original sites of bodily exertion.”
I’m back (in case you missed me). Enjoy this funny video of two cats chasing a fox out of their yard.
“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” — Phyllis Diller