Because I posted last week’s Tuesday musings on Thursday and Sappy Cat Blogging on Saturday (Caturday?), these quotes seemed appropriate:
“I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!” — Mr. Turkentine, “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”
“ ‘The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.’
‘It must come sometime to jam today,’ Alice objected.
‘No, it can’t,’ said the Queen. ‘It’s jam every other day. Today isn’t any other day, you know.’ ” — Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland