Here’s a list of cat jokes and puns.
Yes, I’m a day late. Also, the song currently stuck in my head is not appropriate for a G-rated blog like mine, so I have another offering instead with a similar vibe.
“Environmentalists have a conflicted relationship with their cars.” — Tom Arnold
Bonus Sappy Cat Blogging: Enjoy the KittenCam at Petopia
This post made me chuckle.
Glory be to God for dappled things —
For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches’ wings;
Landscape plotted & pieced — fold, fallow, & plough;
And all trades, their gear & tackle & trim.
All things counter, original, spare, strange;
Whatever is fickle, freckled, (who knows how?)
With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;
He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change: